Are you kidding me with this Down-Syndrome tiger (via Street Boners and TV Carnage)? Whoops on you, God!

Just kidding. Great job, God. You really know how to make me LAUGH OUT LOUDING. You truly are the King of Zing. All of that genocide in Darfur? LMAO. That’s classic God, right there. You’re like the Dane Cook of deities. You should really consider writing some sort of book documenting all of the hilarious things you have done.

Just make sure to omit the time you were blasted on angel dust and created this:

Just stick to what you’re good at creating, God: hilarious retarded tigers. I know you were trying to branch out and try your hand at sexy tigers, but whoops this is not a sexy tiger. It is a horrifying nightmare madness.

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