Your Girlfriend Is The Gremlin-Mayor of Nightmare Land

Last night after finishing several hours of scary, anger-filled weight-lifting, I sat down with a bucket of MUSCLE MILK and cruised some of my favorite BODY BUILDING FORUMS.

Just a typical Sunday night, you guys.

Usually I’m just checking out pictures of the other body-builders and laughing (crying) at their powerful, oily bodies (nullus).

But when I saw this, my mind went blank…

(Body Building Forum via Unique Daily)

Whoops, that’s somebody’s girlfriend!

Now, I’m not an asshole (I am such an asshole), but I literally shot MUSCLE MILK out of my nose and all over my explosive pecs when I saw this beast.

Is forum member GPx kidding? He apparently posted these pictures of his girlfriend for our “viewing pleasure”.

Wrong, GPx. Wrong and sad.

If I wasn’t LAUGH OUT LOUDING enough already, these comments from the other BODY BUILDING FORUM members, really sent me over the edge…

Traps456: i would ride that! edit: only the car brah

Violator009: lol whats wrong with her eyes

MAXMUSCLE86: You know you’re girlfriend is ugly right?

Those are all excellent points, gentlemen, but making fun of this…hideous terror-beast is not going to help GPx.

So allow me to offer some relationship advice for this confused and RIPPED young man:

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