I enjoy many things, like: other young people, very old people, being misunderstood, esotericism, situations that involve life or death decisions because I have a tendency to panic and lose my edge when flirting with danger, planting the flower of democracy in foreign soil, the other side of Mt. Heart Attack, the joy that can only come from your seventh gin & tonic, the subtle restless guilt of the bourgeoisie, the delight in mockery, the tension between feverish dionysian hedonism and restrained apollinian virtue, also - I am really patient with small, noisy children because I know that someday they will try and take my social security benefits away…Wait…Let me pull back for a second…Let’s get real here - listen: After 9/11, everything changed…The threat of islamo-fascism is no joke, girl. Maybe we can just agree to disagree on the war in Iraq, but please don’t tell me that we mustn’t be BRUTAL and RUTHLESS in our attempts to stomp out terrorists wherever they may be hiding…Freedom is on the march.