I almost considered not online-diarying about this since it has nothing to do with Hilarious Baby News or Retarded Tigers, but then I realized that this blog is apparently just about Scary Sex Toys now.
Sorry, mom. Your son is a blogger who blogs about sex toys. It’s not your fault though. I blame public schooling and rap music.
Anyways. I don’t know if this counts as a “toy” since toys should be fun and not painful, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. Except for you , mom. You should never, ever read this web-log. Please delete this site from your e-bookmarks. Actually you should probably delete all of the internets from your bookmarks, because they are scary places filled with scary people.
a disembodied androgynous robotic head [who] can automatically copy [facial] movements, which are picked up by a video camera and mapped on to the tiny electronic motors in his skin.
Great job, Science. You’ve really knocked the WTF ball out of the nightmare park with this one.
Terrifying video of this robot-madness in action after the jump…
Now as some of you may not realize, I am not a pregnant woman. I am not even a pregnant man. So I obviously have no use for a Waterbirth Vessel, right? Right???
