Feb 25 2009

If a Blogger Cries in the Middle of an Internet and No One Cares, Did It Happen?

Today while I was checking the Search Engine stats for my online-diary, I noticed a disturbing trend:

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Nov 10 2008

Your Girlfriend Is The Gremlin-Mayor of Nightmare Land

Last night after finishing several hours of scary, anger-filled weight-lifting, I sat down with a bucket of MUSCLE MILK and cruised some of my favorite BODY BUILDING FORUMS.

Just a typical Sunday night, you guys.

Usually I’m just checking out pictures of the other body-builders and laughing (crying) at their powerful, oily bodies (nullus).

But when I saw this, my mind went blank…

(Body Building Forum via Unique Daily)

Whoops, that’s somebody’s girlfriend!

Now, I’m not an asshole (I am such an asshole), but I literally shot MUSCLE MILK out of my nose and all over my explosive pecs when I saw this beast.

Is forum member GPx kidding? He apparently posted these pictures of his girlfriend for our “viewing pleasure”.

Wrong, GPx. Wrong and sad.

If I wasn’t LAUGH OUT LOUDING enough already, these comments from the other BODY BUILDING FORUM members, really sent me over the edge…

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