We live in dangerous times, you guys.  The other day I was rollerblading motorcycling down the street when I saw a group of drug-monsters sitting on their front porch smoking on a weed-pipe. In broad daylight!

I could feel their angry red eyes stabbing into me like HIV-infected, dope-needles. And if their “mary-janes” were laced with “angel’s dust” then there is no telling what they would have done to me to get money for their next fix.

Needless to say I rollerbladed popped a wheelie and rode away as fast as I could.

Now I’ve already written a firmly worded letter that I intend to leave on their doorstep when they are not home, but what am I supposed to do next time I’m out rollerblading ramping off sweet jumps on my motorcyle and run into another terrifying bacchanalian marijuana ceremony?

Don’t worry, you guys. I’m pretty sure I found my answer:

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A young weed-victim from Pennsylvania explains the Obama strategy.

(via Joe Mande)

It’s a shame that I didn’t see this video until after the election, because I’m pretty sure I would’ve voted Ron Jones for President of Giving Amazing Interviews.

Also - whoops, is it really that easy to vote multiple times? Hopefully Ralph Nader does not watch YouTubes, because he could CRUSH IT in 2012 if he can convince his formidable base to vote several billion times each.

Haha. Nader. Is he kidding?

Does this look like he’s kidding?

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